The neighbors were not happy about my choice of yard art.
Survival of the Fittest!
Do these people think I like to look at their Lawn Gnomes? Especially the ones with their favorite teams or characters on them? I like to go back to the olden days when Hunters and Animals lived among each other for protection and food. My neighbors can mind their gnome business as I am in the hunter business.
Next I will paint them to make them look real. I don’t think anyone will try to steal anything from this house.
This is why I didn’t go to a community with a Home Owners Association! I creatively protect my home and my family. My spirit guides are watching over and I like it that way.
Apparently it is Buffalo…
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Love those spirit guides. Do they carry guns?
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Of course…how else will they protect you? 🙂
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What a lovely story! Thank you for participating in the MFtS challenge and I hope that you return next week! Be well… ^..^
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Very funny! I’m all for creative protection, though. Nicely done 🙂
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Thank you!
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Love the thought of spirit guides protecting your property.
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I think my medicine man and your spirit guides should get together to bring fun to the world ~ Well written Serena 🙂
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Thank you John
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